Sarah Jessica Parker and Co. Planning "Project Runway" for the Art World

We either really want this show to come out or we want it to go away, to live in a cave, never to be heard from again. By way of Art Info we found that Variety is reporting on Sarah Jessica Parker‘s production company is teaming with the group behind “Top Chef” and “Top Design“, Magical Elves, to create a show similar to “Project Runway” but about the art world. While we definitely think that the producers wouldn’t have any trouble finding a big batch of eccentric artists to choose from, we’re kind of worried that reducing the concept of “art” down to challenges like sculpting something in an hour that must incorporate monkeys and a Starbucks coffee mug (because they’re sponsoring the episode that night), a little upsetting.