Right Now, Spencer Fruhling Is Our Highest Priority

Well, well, well. All that blithering, and still some of you decided to enter Speak Up’s New York Mag High Priority contest. And one of you decided to win. Armin Vit chronicles the blistering process and includes a few favored runners-up (love the Homeland Security warning). You can even view all the entries so you can say, “Oh, well, I could have come up with that.”

Still we’re totally saddened by winner Spencer Fruhling’s acceptance speech in the comments:

Thank you! It’s a Christmas miracle!

I really can’t believe it.