Rick Perry's 'Brain Fart' and Other Ways to Describe it

As we continue to bask in the glow of GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Perry‘s baffling debate performance last night, we began fumbling to find new ways to describe the awe-inspiring numerology that he laid before us.  “Cringe-worthy” is popular…  “Nightmare” is another..  “Like watching the Book of Revelations being acted out in front of our eyes” is another phrase we like..  But, how is everyone else describing it?