Revenge of the Slate, and other Star Wars puns from Michael Wolff's favorite website

Millions of Star Wars fans have spent the past few weeks grabbing their lightsabers and “using the force” in excitement over the new “Star Wars” (aka the old “Star Wars,” aka “Revenge of the Sith,” aka the last and final “Star Wars”). Some of them, it appears, write for Slate. We, too, find ourselves vaguely stirred by Wookies, so we thought we’d link to a few of them.