Put Rejection Behind You

Los Angeles can be hard on writers. The lack of respect, the envy, the rejection. But thanks to the LuLu.com , the self-publishing portal, we can get revenge at every two-bit reader and braindead editor who hated our work. For 90 bucks, rejection letters can be turned into toilet paper.
As Churchill said:

Dear Sir, I am in the smallest room of the house. I have your letter before me. Soon it will be behind me.