PS4 Gamers Get a New Friend: Pornhub

Yes, that’s right gamers. Thanks to Pornhub trying to be relevant during the holidays, GTA/MAFIA fans now have two definitions for the phrase “get whacked.”

(Thanks. I’m here all week.)

So, once this tweet went out, gamer websites and publications determined they had to talk to someone about this um, good news. But who? Whelp, not like hoo-ha NSFW (or anywhere) websites are making much news, but yes, even Pornhub has a flack to talk for it. The website’s VP of marketing Corey Price offered an interview to International Digital Times about this dazzling partnership. And this is why my son will never have a PS4 as long as he lives in my humble abode.

More about that…oh hell, I can’t say “after the jump“…just click to read more. Damn.

International Digital Times: Why PlayStation 4?

Corey Price: We like to stay ahead of the curve and offer our users the ability to view porn from all platforms!

Is the company currently taking any steps toward preparation of a dedicated Pornhub app that would be available for download on the PlayStation Network?

We’re looking into a number of options to work with Sony in developing the first adult app for PS4.

Does the company plan to charge users for access to whatever Pornhub content is made available to PS4 users? If so, will membership grant access on both PC and PS4?

Absolutely not, we pride ourselves on being able to offer our users the ability to watch pornhub for free across all platforms, including consoles!

Will PlayStation 4 users be added to any of Pornhub’s various keyword releases, either regionally or as a single population, once the service has been available for a few months?

This isn’t currently in our plans, but you never know what will come up going forward.

Sure, there’s more to the interview, but why? Here’s a bajillion-dollar company that wants to make more money and skew toward a younger demographic. Well that, and the dudes playing RPG in mama’s basement surrounded by sci-fi action figures still on the original packaging. And don’t you love how even this dude has scruples?

“We pride ourselves in offering free smut that will damage any relationship you have while strengthening your dexterity.” Or something like that. My question is where is Sony PR in all this free smut? No denial. No distance. Nothing. And in the world of PR, that means acceptance until something is done.

At least this announcement solves one problem: What do you get that one bachelor who has everything for this holidays? That’s right, a new definition to “tap that ass.” Stay classy, Sony. I’ll remain an Xbox guy.

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