Poor Hitchens

Pity him because he just had all his pubic hair pulled off. Hitchens, who’s writing a three-part series in Vanity Fair on self-improvement, visited the J Sisters on Friday for a full male Brazilian bikini wax, which his editor-in-chief Graydon Carter gleefully described four months ago as “the back, the crack and the sack.” The salon staff evidently doesn’t mind Hitchens’ chain-smoking, or his taste for scotch. Our source said, “It’s not his first time.”