Perhaps OBJECTified Is Not the Best Name for a New Donald Trump Special

It's about Donald Trump's favorite...objects.

In an alternate reality that isn’t ours, a show called Objectified: Donald Trump would be about Trump’s history of objectifying women, based on events like the allegations of harassment put forth by a number of women and the unearthing of the pussy video.

But in the reality that is ours, the show is called not Objectfied but OBJECTified: Donald Trump. It’s hosed by TMZ executive producer Harvey Levin, will appear on Fox News Nov. 18 at 10 p.m. ET and is about Trump’s favorite (literal) objects. Get it? Because double entendre, especially when one of those entendres relates to misogyny, is super cute, especially as society continues to dismiss or minimize its impact.

As far as outrage goes, this is, admittedly, a tiny speck, but every drop helps the tsunami of normalization likely headed our way, amirite?