Perez Does Latina

Some may call it the keys to his success, but you can judge for yourself by checking out Latina Magazine’s new feature on celeb blogger Perez Hilton. In it, he lists his ‘Six Simple Rules’ and credits himself for being the first person to use the blog format to discuss celebrity news (if you can call it news).

His other life-living words of wisdom include: “grow (don’t blow)your cash,” “follow your leader,” “tune out the static,” “build an empire,” and “always wear underwear.” But perhaps more interesting than Perez’s pearls of wisdom are what he says about becoming “the gay, Latino Oprah” and his desire to have a nice house “because I want to have a lot of children.” Hmmm, kids? Really? Wonder how he will feel if a snarky blogger draws alien antennas on pictures of his children (Suri Cruise) or what he’ll say when those pint-sized Perez lookalikes are attacked in the press and called out for their appearance (Billy Joel‘s daughter Alexa Joel.) Guess we’ll have to wait and see.

Chris Gardner