People Magazine Ranks Thanksgiving Side Dishes

A generous helping of useless content.

We will never be thankful for this kind of content.


Sadly, People associate editor Alex Heigl has plenty of company on the internet when it comes to these inane sorts of countdowns. Someone must be reading these “Ranked” articles, because websites keep publishing them.

If potatoes could magically speak out, there might be an unholy flame war between Mashed and Sweet over Heigl’s #7 and #6 rankings. There are 13 side dishes ranked in all.