Pat Robertson’s Pixie Dust Mix

From the Christian Broadcasting Network Web site — and we’ll play the straight man:

Did you know that Pat Robertson can leg-press 2000 pounds!

No, I did not.

How does he do it?

Umm, I have no idea.

Where does Pat find the time and energy to host a daily, national TV show, head a world-wide ministry, develop visionary scholars, while traveling the globe as a statesman?

Perhaps he has a secret shake mix?

One of Pat’s secrets to keeping his energy high and his vitality soaring is his age-defying protein shake. Pat developed a delicious, refreshing shake, filled with energy-producing nutrients.

Does his vitality soar like the ratings for his show? If so, we’re so there.

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We already did.

Pat Robertson’s Age-Defying Shake [CBN]

The “secret” recipe: