Pat Collins and His Snow Stick

Were you aware there was a thing called Pat Collins’ Snow Stick that is featured on NBC 4’s evening news programme? Were you also aware that this Stick has it’s own Twitter handle, @PatsSnowStick. We aren’t exactly clear why, but we believe it is used for measuring snowmen’s genetalia. We think? Actually we made that up -though if it were our Snow Stick, it would definitely be put to more phallic uses than just measuring snow.