Oprah, in pact with Beelzebub, trades soul to be the source of all news

People like to joke about an Oprah v. Condi presidential face-off in 2008.

Except for the big O, it would mean a vast reduction in both pay and power.

Today, again Her Unholiness is again making headlines, snaring the first broadcast interview with the newly uncrazy/never-was-crazy Dave Chapelle, who says he’s willing to come back and do his Comedy Central show if half the $50 million in DVD dough goes to black victims of Hurricane Katrina.

Oprah’s power is almost beyond investigation: She flashes a few pictures of on-the-lam child molestators and 48 hours later, they’re doing

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