Only Happy and Successful Need Apply

From the always comical Craigslist:

Seeking Successful and Happy Comedy Writer Who is Not Bitter and Angry (Anywhere)

Reply to: gigs-967645664@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-12-22, 5:40PM PST

Stand-up comedian seeking comedy writer who is optimistic, talented, and successful (not bitter, angry, and spiteful). Please only apply if you have a winning attitude, don’t complain, love the entertainment industry, and plan on staying at the top.

Please send contact info, resume, and a writing sample.

* Location: Anywhere
* it’s NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
* Compensation: TBD

They might as well post an ad for a plus size model that’s a size 2.

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