Only 11 months to go: Howard just can't WAIT!

Where are the lesbian kisses? The mud-wrestling? The thinly veiled stripper interviews and good-natured come-ons? Someone fast-forward Howard’s life, because he clearly HATES WAITING FOR SIRIUS so much that his show has ground to a halt:

This morning, Howard’s WXRK 8am hour featured Crackhead Bob singing along to some John Mellencamp; the intentionally lame comedy stylings of trailer-home-livin’ Kenneth, who made jokes about the posteriors of cats; and Howard lusting after Avril Lavigne on the air while interviewing her dimwit boyfriend Derek Whibley of Sum 41.

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