Daily Mail Chief Product Officer Mired in Canine Soap Opera

The case of Noah Szubski and Bernie the French bulldog vs. Chelsea Conrad and Cash the Doberman pinscher.

On Twitter, 32-year-old New York media exec Noah Szubski (pictured) comically boasts that he can “bench press the entire Internet, 25 times, without a spotter.” However, when it comes to spotting his beloved Doberman Cash, he has been forced to engage the services of an attorney.

There is much to chew on in Daily News reporter Barbara Rossaccount of what transpired in court today. Ignoring for now the fact that Robert Conrad, the father of Szbuski’s ex Chelsea, is in fact still alive, here are three of our takeaways from this four-legged custody battle:

1) Ross makes mention of some apartment particulars that are oh-so New York.

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