A Mournful and Spectacular FishbowlNY Tip

NGU points the finger at his 'soon to be X wife.'

As core fans of this blog know, our transition at the beginning of the year from Mediabistro to the Adweek network led to a streamlining of content category tags. Current blog post groupings include Events, Media Biz and TV.

Apparently, this is a problem for NGU. In what stands – at this early summer juncture – as a leading candidate for the most elegiac FishbowlNY tip of 2015, our tipster informed over the weekend that ‘none of these categories fits my lifestyle.’ Here’s NGU’s full communique:

Massive gigolo complex. None of these categories fits my lifestyle. I ask for nothing but your care for my heart, before a massive stroke kills my being. On a scale of 1 to 10, I feel like a -120 through no fault of anyone but my soon to be X wife. Shoes filled with broken-hearted blood. I have my hand out but not looking for a handout. There is no future but now. Grab my hand as you pass. The window is open for now. Love is for you. NGU

NGU, we feel your pain… And poetry.