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About a month ago, we had this great idea to start a magazine called “Oprah.” It was going to cater to either a) surgeons who were former cheerleaders and liked to cheer during operations (“op…rah!”) or b) people involved in co-ops who were also former cheerleaders and liked cheering on cooperation. In the end, we finally decided to back down because we didn’t want to get into any trouble with THE Oprah, a woman who could have us killed, announce that she’d done it on her show, and get no more punishment than maybe a slight ratings slump (because, really, who are we?).

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