Move to DC?

… sure you can move the network news shows there if you want, but why stop at the nation’s capital? Real estate’s a lot cheaper in, say, the Carolinas. Or Kansas. And there’s more “real” Americans there, too, for all those “From the Heartland” stories taking up airtime these days.

Remember, from out there past the Hudson or the Beltway, the only difference between us is whether we’re power-hungry or money-hungry corrupt sinning louses. (Love ya, FishbowlDC. Really.)