Morning Chatter

“No one thought a congressman who was already a walking dick joke would tweet their junk.” — Daily Show‘s Jessica Williams opining on what not to do on Twitter.

KIDS AND BEER: “Stop the internet right now. This is the cutest picture of all time.” — Roll Call’s Meredith Shiner on Washington Examiner‘s David Drucker and his offspring at the Congressional baseball game last night.

A rare note of travel praise

“Many thanks to the folks at @DeltaAssist for being a very helpful social media customer service team.