More Delusions of Grandeur From Trump: ‘I’ll Win the Latino Vote.’

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If there could be a PR-affiliated contest looking for the worst ever client in the history of ever, Donald Trump very possibly would win unanimously. In fact, the GOP is so concerned about the candidate’s affect on its image that Chairman Reince Priebus called The Donald earlier this week in order to encourage him to “tone it down.”

The downward spiral of Trump’s credibility is a PR case study waiting to be written; however, he still professes his innocence and believes that he is stronger than ever.

From NBC and Univision kicking him to the curb, people dropping from the Miss Universe like flies on a bug zapper, and Macy’s and Serta doing the same, it would seem the Trump Express is about to make a permanent pit stop…all because of perceived bigotry.

Although his vitriolic commentary about Mexicans is the stuff of legend now, this presidential candidate believes (and said with a straight face) that he “will win the Latino vote.

“I have a great relationship with the Mexican people. I have many people working for me – look at the job in Washington – I have many legal immigrants working with me. And many of them come from Mexico. They love me, I love them,” the 2016 GOP contender said in an interview with NBC News. “And I’ll tell you something, if I get the nomination, I’ll win the Latino vote.”

Oddly enough, the PR blitzkrieg goes on to tell NBC News that Latinos love him because of all the jobs he has created.

Get that? His Trump edifices have been built on the backs of Mexicans (some of whom were definitely undocumented), but they are still “bringing drugs, bringing crime, and are rapists.” Anyone see some contradictions here?

Also, some of the Latinos who supposedly love Trump so much responded to his latest provocations by creating this masterpiece:

trump pinata

Muy bien.