Monster Unwittingly Destroys Jobseeker’s Hope For A New Gig

The following image was posted to Staralfur09’s tumblr earlier this week:

The caption: “Even Monster has given up on me finding a job. :(“

Staralfur09, we are 99% sure that this is a glitch (though we have asked Monster PR what they think), which is why we don’t feel too terrible about giggling just a little at your moroseness. Try clearing your cookies.