Micturating for moohlah: “American Inventor” meets the Bladder Buddy

We got about three paragraphs in to USA Today‘s brief (is there any other kind in USA Today) expose of Simon Cowell‘s latest venture before we nearly choked on our latte. Explains Cowell:

The first auditioner: “A dental hygienist who walks in with a suit carrier you can pee in in public,” producer Cowell says of a product named Bladder Buddy. “That sets the tone very quickly.”

I don’t know about you, but I am programming my TiVo to tape it whilst simultaneously speed-dialing my nephrologist to share the good news.