Michael Jackson Has Entered the Building

jackovegas.jpgWith word that Michael Jackson, is moving to Vegas in hopes of reviving his career, we just had to ask: Is he just sick of Bahrain and Ireland. Or does he miss his wild animals so much that he hopes to get a gig with Siegfried and Roy’s stage show.

Well, we hope it’s the former, because Dave Kirvin, S&R’s infinitely patient publicist, humored FBLA‘s silly question and reminded us that “Siegfried and Roy no longer perform — not since the incident with Roy.”

Sorry, Jacko. We tried.