presents: Master the Celebrity Profile

In the future, everybody will be famous for fifteen minutes. Which means there will be an awful lot of celebrity magazine pieces to write. That’s why this blog’s sugardaddy,, is offering a class this Sunday on celebrity profiling taught by Vanessa Grigoriadis, who’s written cover stories for New York, Rolling Stone, and other fine magazines. Trust me, you should take this class if you’re even thinking getting near a celebrity. ‘Cause they’re dangerous. Maybe someday I’ll post a picture of the scar on my arm from when Sean Penn bit me.