Media Loses it Over Clinton’s Chipotle Visit

2016 cannot come fast enough.

The nation’s news media could not get enough of Hillary Clinton’s visit to a Chipotle. Here’s what happened: A woman went to a shitty restaurant chain and ordered food. Of course that wasn’t enough for the media, who freaked the hell out.

Fox News wondered if Clinton opted for a burrito as a part of her “Hispanic outreach.”

The Wall Street Journal said that Clinton went to Chipotle on purpose, because her team knew Democrats love the chain’s stomach bombs.

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It wasn’t just right leaning media that was overreacting, either. Here’s The New York Times’ take.

Screen Shot 2015-04-16 at 11.23.16 AMLord help us all.