Matthews on the Colbert Report

Colbert: And I’ll go ball to ball with Hardball’s Chris Matthews. We’ll go toe to toe and see who can cover the other in spiddle.

Colbert: Tonight my guest is Hardball’s Chris Matthews. We’ll compare ball-hardening techniques.

Colbert: You’re the Brian Dennehy of political pundits…
Matthews: I love Brian Dennehy.
Colbert: You’ve got the cut of a jib, you’re big, you’re aggresive and you could be an alien.
Matthews: An Irish alien!

Colbert: I watch your show every night before mine, before this show…I watch as I’m shaving my body.