Marvel Gets Into the Newspaper Business

All the Battleground news that's fit to print.

MarvelNewspaperFrontThe first edition of the New York Bulletin won’t be available in comic book stores until the end of April. But thanks to the advantages of dealing with fantasy rather than fact, the front-page headline is already set.

Per a weekend announcement, if it’s happening in Battleworld, the Bulletin will have it covered. The Marvel Comics newspaper extra is designed to get fans excited for the company’s massive May-December rollout of dozens of titles, collectively dubbed “Secret Wars:”

From Greenland in the North to New Xandar below the Shield, our reporters have eyes and ears everywhere!

Who is the mysterious and “quiet” vigilante who leads the Inhuman rebellion? This tell-all expose will keep you up-to-date on Inhuman affairs! Homicide, mischief and mayhem! Scan the Police Blotter for a list of major crimes put to a halt by the Thors! Looking for a great vacation spot? Don’t miss the new, expanded Travel section!

Ha ha. And evidently, these superheroes have already figured out that it’s best to join the evil known as sponsored content rather than try to fight against it.