Man Buys House Next to Ex, Goes 'Bird' Watching

If ever there was an #HOAFail, this story from the Detroit Free Press (via the greatness of Gawker) would be it.

For apartment dwellers, HOA means “home owners association,” and the ne’er-do-wells who run these Gestapo units feel like they run your entire street with rules, regulations and guidelines on how to park your friggin’ car when it is raining outside. That’s important because I would like you to meet Alan Markovitz, 59, a Detroit strip club owner and obviously someone with way too much money on his hands.

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