Make Like A Maple And Leaf | Pretty Poopy Pants | Cry, Baby

• Time Out New York: Celebrate Canada Day by getting wasted, eh.

• UnBeige: Cynthia Rowley has designed diapers and… I kind of want them? Make ’em into a jaunty little hat or something.

• Clutch: Oh my goshness, did Chris Brown use fake tears during his stupid Michael Jackson thing?

• TVNewser: Who do you think should replace Larry King on CNN? I vote for DOG SEAMAN!