Major Spoilage

While some TV critics, like tart-tongued blonde Cathy Seipp and her just-as-blonde sidekick, Moxie , are obsessed with Jimmy Kimmel’s meat, Michael Ausiello brings the bacon and the beef , with some major insights into the next seasons of Lost and Desperate Housewives.

To save you all the trouble of clicking, here’s a lot of stuff about people named Jack, Kate, Sawyer, Penny, Walt, Michael, Susan, Bree, Orson, Gabrielle, Nora, Lynette and a bunch of others.

I hope I didn’t spoil it for you.