“Lost” her mind?

Serve the community? Are you kidding me? I’m an actress. I already serve the community.

Yes, Michelle Rodriguez has made the sobering decision to serve five days in jail rather than serve 240 hours of community service.

Memo to Michelle: This is an island whose natives call their state fish the Humuhumunukunukuapuaa. A) What sort of name do you think they have for “shower beat-down”? and B) Why are you so eager to find out?