Lo, a Media Baby is Born!

People magazine’s Oliver Jones and his wife, education editor Sarah Whitney, welcomed their first child, Clementine Louise, to the world at 6:20 p.m. on Wednesday. The baby weighed 9 pounds and 7 ounces (not a typo) and measured in at 20.5 inches.

FBLA wishes them the best, but asks them, out of consideration, to please not send Clem’s picture to Joel Stein.