Lirpa Sloof, Avril Premiere Make News Today

Homeland Security is recalling TRON, the 1982 film set inside a computer. Here’s why:

“We are carefully reviewing disclosure procedures and criteria concerning any nuclear information that could be misused by terrorists,” said FBI agent Lirpa Sloof, official bureau spokesperson in Los Angeles.

Lirpa Sloof, huh? Busy guy, that Sloof.

He buys magic cards, travels by hot-air balloon, advises Google on new products, plays in a band, and works for AP.

Sloof must know Avril Premiere, right?