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  • Best Week Ever: Sadly and inappropriately, this and bacon comprise my entire Christmas list.
  • The Awl: (No, I don’t care that I already used this joke on Twitter!) Yo, Dick Van Dyke, I’m really happy for you & Ima let you finish, but Elian Gonzalez had the best “saved by magic dolphins” story of all time.
  • FishbowlDC: Alvin will take candy from a baby and then proceed chew up that baby’s soul.
  • FishbowlLA: Bollywood is coming to Hollywood! It’s a good headline because their names are so alike!