Lindsay Lohan, Jailbird

In case you somehow missed the news that is being reported by damn near every media outlet in the country, Lindsay Lohan is expected to begin her 90-day jail sentence today. She’s due in court this morning, but who will be representing her is unclear. It’s being reported that her most recent lawyer, Robert Shapiro, dumped her as his client just yesterday.
The actress continues to share her inner monologue via Twitter: