French Newspaper Crowns Kim Jong-un With Trump’s Hair

Atomic blondes have more fun?

Vive la Donald-rence!

Paris daily Libération, next to the front-page headline “Trump-Kim: Hooked Atoms,” has re-imagined North Korean leader Kim Jong-un as a guy who promises to make the DPRK great again. Strangely, in the Young General’s case, it makes him less threatening. Almost… cute?

Here at Fishbowl, we couldn’t help but think of the 1993-94 NBA season, when Dennis Rodman, as a San Antonio Spur, shaved his head and died his crop cut blond. Perhaps a third trip to North Korea by this political emissary can extricate the world from an increasingly hairy situation. Or if you prefer (via another daily today in Berlin), our international punk nightmare.

Previously on Fishbowl:
French Newspaper Labels President Trump a ‘Pariah’

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