Least Important News Ever

From Karen Feld‘s gossip column today:

Never far from the White House, veteran journalist Helen Thomas was spotted on F Street having dinner at The Oceanaire Seafood Room on Columbus Day.

OMG!!! A White House reporter having dinner near the White House! Next up: Sightings of John Roberts walking through the northwest appointment gate–maybe even Suzanne Malveaux getting a scone at Teaism! Stay tuned!