Latest Exclusive Not Actually News, America’s pinkest news source, today broke its biggest exclusive since last week’s colossally untrue scoop that John Roberts was about to resign.

TVNewser has the story:

Radar Online reports that rapper Ludacris and FNC’s Bill O’Reilly finally met at a recent event. “He wasn’t expecting to see me, at all,” Ludacris told Radar. “The look on his face when he saw me approaching… priceless.” The two haven’t always seen eye to eye in the past. (h/t ICN)

Update: Roland Martin informs us that the “recent event” Radar is describing was actually last May’s White House Correspondent’s dinner. “[Ludacris] told me that story himself,” Martin said. “O’Reilly later made a donation to Luda’s charity.” Radar, Radar, Radar…

On the bright side, calling a nearly year-old event “recent” isn’t nearly as bad as incorrectly reporting that the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court will step down. At this rate of progress, should have an actual breaking news story by 2011.