LAT in 90 seconds

— What happens when a portal passes through its own portal? Not much, apparently. The LAT‘s Chris Gaither attempts to Google Google, but finds no one has any clear ideas about how the miraculous site works, or how where it might be headed.

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“We don’t need no legislation. We don’t need no beach patrol. No politicians on the boardwalk. Council, leave our beach alone! Hootie-hoo!”

— My major at San Diego State? Homeland security, with a minor in nude, authoritarian coast-guarding.