LAT in 90 seconds

— Christian Evangelicals are using “The Da Vinci Code” as a recruitment tool? We’re eagerly awaiting Carnival Cruises’ use of “Poseidon” as a sales pitch.

— “The curriculum teaches, among other things, that man never walked on the moon and that blacks are cursed by God.” Read this piece, and get a new appreciation for the separation of Church and State.

— We’re not sure if the appropriate reaction to Clippers Dude is horror or just general creeped-outtedness, but we’re pretty sure the LAT has the wrong one, regardless.