LAT In 90 Seconds

The Take-Home Message of this Todd Martens Post: Thank G-d for bad beer. Otherwise, we might never hear good music.

Smurfs Head to Coachella: But their exact location is being kept a secret. Lest non A-listers show up. Or Gargamel.

Here’s That Plagiarized Cindy McCain Recipe Story You’ve Heard So Much About: The thing that gets us about this, though, is that we’re so fascinated with turning our elected officials into standard, everyday folks that these kind of shenanigans are even necessary.