LAT in 90 Seconds

vhtour.jpgMight As Well Jump: That anticipated Van Halen reunion tour? Probably not going to happen.

mr23.jpgLife, The Universe and the Number 23: Jim Carrey says he has this whole “life” thing figured out, which even he acknowledges, sounds a little lame: “Just hang out for another year until I become America’s joke. You risk that when you tell the truth about yourself.” We don’t think we’ll have to wait a year, Jimbo.

awo.jpgAd Hock: To advertisers, Sunday’s Academy Awards will be like the Super Bowl. With better clothes.