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dixiechicks.jpgAnother “Thumping” For Bush: Don’t get us wrong, the Dixie Chicks totally deserved their wins. But we doubt they would have cleaned up the way they did if Grammy presenter Al Gore (officially) won back in 2000.

pornsector.jpgBlu-ray and HD DVD Does Dallas: The makers of competing technologies are discreetly courting the porn industry.

As the orgasm goes, so goes the nation.

24scene.jpgReady To Make Nice? Military officials and human rights activists met with the creators of 24 to beg the show’s producers to stop glorifying torture. Kiefer Sutherland responded by shooting them each in the knees.