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Arrested Developments: Despite LA County Sheriff’s assertions that there was no coverup, Richard Winton, Andrew Blankstein and Megan Garvey get confirmation that a handwritten report was “locked up,” for fear it was too incendiary to be released.

County Supervisors say they’re concerned that Gibson, who has done a PSA for the department and donated $10,000 to the stepdaughter of a slain deputy through a charity Sheriff Lee Baca created, might have been given preferential treatment.

Bosom Buddies: A former spokesmodel for a breast enhancement pill has “befriended” a serial killer with a breast fetish. Victoria Redstall visits and photographs serial killer Wayne Adam Ford so much the San Bernardino County Sheriff’s Department is looking into banning her visits. We say let her keep visiting. What’s one less big-boobed actress?

We Love ‘Buttons’:
In an ode to all that is ethnically diverse and fishnetted, the LAT writes a Valentine to the Pussycat Dolls.

How could they not be a success with a work ethos like this:

“We never wanted to go into the sex industry or the strip-tease industry. We thought it could be a bona fide singing group. We thought we could make it into a record-making concern.”