LAT in 90 seconds


— Apparently, “Crash” captured the hearts of Academy voters for a reason. This is it.


— The Dixie Chicks are singing the Red State blues, at least when it comes to touring.


— Today’s teens are drinking, smoking and screwing less than Generation X-ers. The bad news? It’s because their smoking more and more dope and juicing up with steroids.

Ah, America. Your future terrifies us.