LAT in 90 seconds

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— Apparently, “Crash” captured the hearts of Academy voters for a reason. This is it.

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— The Dixie Chicks are singing the Red State blues, at least when it comes to touring.

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— Today’s teens are drinking, smoking and screwing less than Generation X-ers. The bad news? It’s because their smoking more and more dope and juicing up with steroids.

Ah, America. Your future terrifies us.