LAT in 90 seconds

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— If this isn’t the best free advertising for the Nissan Sentra, I don’t know what is. (Imagine if it had been a Ferrari? How insanely happy would the L.A. Times have been? “From Swedish ex-cons to party-going teens, Angelenos are crashing their Ferraris!“)

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— Oh, no! You mean you need to be able to do eighth-grade math and 10th-grade English to graduate high school in L.A.? Are we sadists?

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Endeavor‘s Patrick Whitesell and his wife, newscaster Lauren Sanchez, have sold their Pacific Palisades home for nearly $3.3 million – only $1.3 million more the cost their wedding. Unbelievably, Whitesell is moving [gasp!]…to the Valley. Someone should alert Premiere. This should knock him down at least five spots on the Power List.