LAPD’s iWatch is Watching You

Yes this is universally thought to be creepy and not unlike we’ve imagined PSA’s on Orwell’s telescreens to be like.

But our reaction is why did this take so long? Hello! September 11th 2001 was like eight years ago. It’s taken the LAPD this long to ask Angelenos to be on the look out for anything suspicious in regards to terrorism?! What did they get stuck in traffic for the better part of a decade? We’ve been put on HOLD after dialing 911 to report a fire. Is gang violence considered terrorism? Or do they have to be Muslim? Because maybe you want to stick with cleaning up the gang problem before tackling what law enforcement considers “terrorism.”

We’ll report something suspicious, we’ll start with reporting iWatch.