Laid Off? Prepare For Your Kids To Turn Into Assholes, Says 'Emotional Intelligence' Expert

An ’emotional intelligence’ expert says that if you’ve lost your job, it’s your duty to help your family cope with your loss. (First of all, what the heck is an emotional intelligence expert? Maybe our EQ isn’t high enough to understand this but didn’t these people once go by “therapist” or “psychologist” or something?)

Er, anyway…this expert says, quite rightly, that if you lose your job, your family is going to be stressed out too. But then she goes on to say that you’ve got to be especially careful with your kids because “most children are egocentric.”

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