Kanye West and Kim Kardashian Cover Harper’s Bazaar

They discuss smelling cavities.


Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West are the latest Harper’s Bazaar cover stars. Here are our favorite quotes from the accompanying interview:

Historical figures they identify with:

Muhammad Ali, Marilyn Monroe—all day. Next question. — Kanye

Hidden talents:

I can smell when someone has a cavity. It’s a very specific smell—not a bad-breath smell—but something that is really strong. — Kim

I can analyze people’s intentions. Immediately.That’s just a warning. To everyone. — Kanye

On humor:

I don’t get credit for being funny; it’s, like, not a thing. — Kim

I think my sense of humor is really dark and super twisted and stuff like that. It’s like, ‘Is this a funny joke for real? Or am I just rich?’ See? That was funny. — Kanye